2 boxes corn muffin mix, 8 1/2 ounces each (recommended: Jiffy brand)
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 eggs
3/4 cup milk
1/2 stick butter, melted
1 tablespoon chili powder, eyeball it in your palm
2 teaspoons cumin, eyeball it
2 teaspoons cayenne pepper sauce (recommended: Tabasco or Frank's Red Hot
2 scallions, finely chopped
8 jumbo pork or beef franks

Sweet Relish Slaw Salad, recipe follows

1 bag reduced fat potato chips (recommended: Cape Cod brand or Terra brand Garlic and Onion flavor Yukon chips)
1 cup sweet pickle relish
1/4 cup cider vinegar, eyeball it
3 tablespoons vegetable oil, eyeball it
2 large cloves garlic, crushed
2 bay leaves, dried
3 whole cloves
1 pound shredded cabbage salad (slaw salad mix with carrots and red cabbage, available in produce department marked "Cole Slaw Mix" in 1 pound packages)
Salt and pepper
4 scallions, sliced