Pork
1 (1-pound) pork tenderloin, trimmed
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup lower-sodium soy sauce
2 tablespoons hoisin sauce
1 tablespoon dry sherry
1/2 teaspoon five-spice powder
1/8 teaspoon kosher salt
1/8 teaspoon white pepper
Cooking spray

Noodles
2 cups boiling water
8 dried Chinese mushrooms (such as wood ear mushrooms)
12 ounces dried flat wide wheat noodles (such as wide lo mein noodles)
2 tablespoons lower-sodium soy sauce
1 tablespoon oyster sauce
1 tablespoon hoisin sauce
2 tablespoons canola oil
1 1/2 tablespoons minced peeled ginger
1 garlic clove, minced
1 jalapeño pepper, seeded and minced
1/2 medium onion, thinly vertically sliced
2 cups fresh bean sprouts
3 green onions, cut into 2-inch pieces